Tasty Books: 50 Shades of Chicken. Or the delicious facets of a bizarre phenomenon.
Dear girls, you may also happen to be one of the most manageable group of * horny * consumers who have recently come to Had to revile her keen interest in popular literature? Did you get into unpleasant situations because you just wanted to take a quick look at the bestseller of a well-known author? Have you possibly suffered even physical discomfort because you had to hold your book in the subway/S-Bahn/in the bus/in the café extremely unnatural and exhausting, so that only nobody can recognize the envelope and title?
All this happened to me. And I'm sure I'm not alone.
Even the best man of all asked me recently piqued and with a raised eyebrow, " you read SCHUND ?" He held with sharp fingers the first volume of Fifty Shades of Gray. Manno. He must have fallen unnoticed out of my pocket. Let's see what it's like: I bravely scoured James Joyce'Ulysses in English (at least a veritable third) and read pretty much every acclaimed German writer at least once. Yes, yes, yes - AND I LOOK SCIENCE! Even all three volumes. Because he reads away so wonderfully easy. Because we just can not resist girls if there's a guy with a serious (but not despicable) childhood problem to heal/treat/convert/win. Because a lot of liiiiiiebe and slippery sex in the game. And because every girl has always wanted to wear
a princess dress with a sexually capable multimillionaire in his helicopter to Aspen. That's why.
But even the toughest doubters and critics must finally admit that this bizarre and shaken (literary) phenomenon has also caused positive developments. The sex toy industry is recording record profits, cohorts of women are finding a new form of physical fulfillment, the birth rate is skyrocketing. And the most important and really decisive argument: we can look forward to a completely new cookbook genre.
I laughed very heartily this morning, when I saw what the best
man Nicholas of all put in the boot:
Fifty Shades of Chicken
A cookbook with 50 chicken recipes that make it have in it * huch *. Fifty Shades of Chicken is a very amusing erotic parody of our favorite book: A small, innocent free-range chicken finds himself and his delicious fulfillment in the expert and refined treatment of a dominant man. The two of them experience tantalizing culinary adventures together with an extremely fulfilling outcome ... for example "Dripping Thighs", "Sticky Chicken Fingers", "Vanilla Chicken", "Chicken with a Lardon", "Bacon-Bound Wings", "Spatchcock Chicken" "Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken", "Holy Hell Wings" and "Mustard-Spanked Chicken".
Chicks, you see, none of your crunchy longings are left unfulfilled. Surely also for the experienced gentlemen at the stove quite recommendable:
Here are some meaningful insights:
My recommendation : Buy. Just because of the parody-I-throw-away-factor.